Whine

Over people and crowded caravan parks so the vigilante Greens are parked here by the river. Which is illegal (oh ah) we felt so cool and were praising ourselves for finding such a magic spot, but once we had enjoyed the magnificent sunset the whine of a million mosquitos alerted us to a mosquito plague. We literally ran to the caravan slapping each other. The screen closed we then proceeded to kill one hundred mosquitos in a slapping and killing frenzy. The battle over I asked Steve "what are we having for dinner," and he said "whatever you like, so long as it doesn't involve being outside" -"no stir fry from the outside wok stove then?" -"ah no"

So we are locked in the van like prisoners too afraid to leave for fear of the mosquito bombardment that awaits beyond the thin mesh which is our only protection.
still mosquitos or people they can be whiny and irritating in equal measures!
im sure the morning view will be worthwhile!